Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do"

It's all about the Joker....

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:18:20 GMT

Halloween party was great fun!! Will give full update later but for now here are some entertaining pics!!!

Le pirate MonkeyWench and strange stalkerperson RedBeard

*GQ Joker*

*Pirate MonkeyWench*

*le host and hostess extraordinaire*

*the 3 fuckin amigos*

*just a giggilo*

*tribute to evildisco*
You were there in spirit lmao

quizzes to cure the boredom..

Tue, 27 May 2008 18:39:09 GMT

Err I soooo do not agree....

Your 80s Hunk Is

John Stamos

Who's Your 80s Hunk?

OK this is pretty damn close!!

You Have A Type B+ Personality

You're a pro at going with the flow

You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer

A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.

Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done

You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Yup I'm a gamer geek all the way and I love me some geeks lol...

Your Geek Profile:

Gamer Geekiness: High

Fashion Geekiness: Moderate

Geekiness in Love: High

Academic Geekiness: Low

General Geekiness: Low

Internet Geekiness: Low

Movie Geekiness: Low

Music Geekiness: Low

SciFi Geekiness: Low

How Geeky Are You?

I am not!!!

You Are a Fun Flirt

You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.

Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.

You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.

You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Accuracy today is amazing!

What Your Taste in Chocolate Says About You

You are unique, creative, and fascinating.

You don't do what's expected of you.

You go for what's unknown and uncharted.

You are passionate and full of life.

You fall in love easily, and you tend to have whirlwind relationships.

Your passion sometimes does get the better of you. You have a crazy temper!

You love new adventures and activities. You enjoy living a full life, even if it is chaotic.

You feel lost when things are quiet. You rather not think... you prefer to just do!

The Chocolate Oracle

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHA

Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.

Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.

You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.

Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Oh no, not lil ol meee..

You Are Las Vegas

Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.

You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.

You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy

What American City Are You?

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:20:42 GMT

So, it's been one hell of a week ...

Where to begin.....Organized thought probably isn't going to be my strong suit right now. It's been a crazy stressful week.

Work isn't the greatest right now, although truthfully it's been going downhill for awhile. Talked to the bosses early in the week and it seems they're probably just going to bandage the issues/situation yet again. I told them that I'm starting to hate coming to work everyday and I'm considering a move to another department. They don't want to lose me but unless things drastically change, the first opportunity I'm outta this dept.

Things at home have been hectic. As most of you know nytefox threw the boy out of the house. I won't divulge into the specifics of it as most of you are on his lj as well. But it's been stressful ever since. He's handling it quite well and I'm very proud of him for sticking to his guns. I'm behind him 100%. Yesterday his parents and I packed up the boy's things and today we're dropping them off at his grandparents' house. After that we have company coming over and will be grilling out. So the company will be a nice change. Even though both of us are tired as hell. We don't have to get up for anyone tomorrow so there will be some serious sleeping in, barring the cats don't have other ideas in mind. Truthfully I'm welcoming a peaceful weekend but I expect it to be busy none the less. Hell, I need another vacation lol. At least come labor day we have a 3 day weekend so I have that to look foward to.

Now, the time has come to move forward and with each new day things will improve. Many heartfelt props go out to nytefox for handling the situation and aftermath so well...at least on the outside. Love ya baby. You're a good man. *hugs*

Why did you steal the matches
From the one room motel
Once they gave you answers
Now they give you hell
They will never understand
They wonder where did they go wrong
How could you be so selfish
Why cant you get along

And as you pray in your darkness
For wings to set you free
You are bound to your silent legacy

Youve seen it in the movies
And youve heard it on the street
Craving the affection
Your blood is full of heat
They dont listen to your reasons
As original as sin
Deny all that you feel
And they will bring you home again

And as you pray in your darkness
For wings to set you free
You are bound to your silent legacy

Your body is alive
But no one told you what youd feel
The empty aching hours
Trying to conceal
The natural progression
Is the coming of your age
But they cover it with shame
And turn it into rage

And as you pray in your darkness
For wings to set you free
You are bound to your silent legacy

You are digging for the answers
Until your fingers bleed
To satisfy the hunger
To satiate the need
They feed you on the guilt
To keep you humble keep you low
Some man and myth they made up
A thousand years ago

And as you pray in your darkness
For wings to set you free
You are bound to your silent legacy

Mothers tell your children
Be quick you must be strong
Life is full of wonder
Love is never wrong
Remember how they taught you
How much of it was fear
Refuse to hand it down
The legacy stops here

quizzy things

Fri, 04 May 2007 21:06:11 GMT

I'm bored lol..quizzes behind cut if you're interested :)

You scored as Goddess. You are a goddess. Your constantly helping people with their problems, but you never take time for you. You should try to take some alone time. Take a trip far away, where noone knows you. It will be good for you, because you deserve a break.

</td>

Goddess

83%

Faerie

83%

Sorceress

75%

Dragon

67%

Elf

67%

Drow

58%

Wolf

50%

Zombie

33%

Vampyre

25%

Shadow Spirit

17%

What ancient breed are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

GO FIGURE!!!

You scored as Serenity (Firefly). You like to live your own way and donâ€™t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

</td>

Serenity (Firefly)

100%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

88%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

75%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

75%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

69%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

69%

Moya (Farscape)

56%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

50%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

50%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

50%

SG-1 (Stargate)

44%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

31%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Shadowcat. Shadowcat (Katherine "Kitty" Pryde) is a comic book superhero in the Marvel Comics universe. She used the code-names Sprite and Ariel in her early career, and is a member of the X-Men. She first appeared in X-Men #129 (1980). She is notable as one of the few recognizably Jewish characters in Marvel Comics.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:32:33 GMT

Your results:
You are Mystique

Mystique		79%
Dark Phoenix		79%
Poison Ivy		77%
Juggernaut		75%
Venom		72%
Dr. Doom		72%
The Joker		71%
Two-Face		71%
Apocalypse		63%
Riddler		63%
Catwoman		60%
Magneto		58%
Lex Luthor		56%
Mr. Freeze		54%
Kingpin		48%
Green Goblin		39%

Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

50 things I am forbidden to do in ancient Greece...

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:19:11 GMT

Battle on Xena...

50 Things I am Not Allowed to Do in Ancient Greece.

1. I will not make jokes about Ares’ “sword of power.”
2. I will not use big words just to taunt Hercules.
3. I will not talk about love, families, fire, or food in front of Callisto.
4. I will not refer to Xena’s outfit as a “leather tutu.”
5. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Iolaus.

6. I will not taunt the Gauls.
7. I will not fling dildos at Amazon villages.
8. I will not fling dildos at Hestian virgins.
9. I will not attempt to teach the Roman soldiers how to sit in a skirt.
10. Any resemblance between Eli and Jesus is entirely coincidental.
11. Any resemblance between Hercules and Fabio is entirely coincidental.
12. I will not mention the laws of physics.
13. Ambrosia is not “jello of the gods.”
14. I will not tell blonde jokes to Callisto.
15. I will not poke the villagers with spoons.
16. I will not refer to Augustus as “Emperor Fabulous.”
17. I will not command the Briton villagers to “build me a henge.”
18. Spontaneous temple orgies are not always a good idea.
19. Polishing my sword in the Forum is acceptable. “Polishing my sword” is not.
20. I will not ask Gabrielle to prove she is a redhead.
21. I will not send Dahak the Evil Overlord List.
22. I will not give a magic eight ball to the Oracle at Delphi.
23. Crucifixes are not religious symbols.
24. Giving ham to the Green Egg Men* is not funny.
25. I will not insist that the Macarena is a sacred Amazon ritual.
26. Caesar does in fact have a scroll in his toga. He is not happy to see me.
27. I will not fist fish without their express consent.
28. I will not offer Autolycus the family jewels, literal or otherwise.
29. I will not teach the villagers Joxer’s theme song.
30. I will not tell Salmoneus about Ebay.
31. I will not make preposterous comparisons about myself to certain parts of centaur anatomy.
32. I will not flirt with death, no matter how attractive I find Hades.
33. I may perform any and all rituals for Aphrodite skyclad. This does not hold true for rituals for Hera.
34. “Pwned” is not a word in Ancient Greek, no matter what village I’ve just destroyed.
35. Taking the last jelly donut is not a valid reason to put The Pinch on someone.
36. I will not put The Pinch on people just to ask them: “Cake or death?”
37. I will not play Frisbee with the chakram.
38. Saying “bite me” to a Bacchae is stupid, not amusingly ironic.
39. I will not refer to the Fates as “the Three Stooges.”
40. I will not offer myself to Ares as a virgin sacrifice.
41. I will not offer myself to Ares as a quite experienced sacrifice.
42. I will not make henbane brownies.
43. I will not use Xena’s warcry to announce my orgasm.
44. When Eve tells me that if I hit her she will “turn the other cheek,” she is referring to the one on her face.
45. I will not ask the Furies for a lap dance.
46. When mounting Argo, I will not cry: “To the Batmobile!”
47. I will not use Gabrielle’s staff for sexual purposes.
48. Ancient Greece and the Shire are two very different places. Really.
49. I will not attempt to solve my problems with parallel mermaid universes.
50. I will not comment on Alti’s smoking and drinking habits, no matter what her voice sounds like.

Shopping Spree!!

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 15:36:52 GMT

So, I ventured out last night, into the land of the stupid. Why does holiday shopping bring out the morons? I managed to get all of the holiday shopping completed for my someone special *grins*. All the while cursing loudly. Let's see where to begin.....

Walked into store #1 with the boy (yep, even took him shopping too) and this cashier lady looks at him and tells him he looks familiar then proceeds to follow us to the other side of the store!!! I'm like WTF! Don't make me have to break out my people beater! Although, I was amused as the boy and I had just finished a conversation about "the stupid" and he said he attracts them. I confess...he was correct. But, the boy had a case of "the stupid" as well. You see, he was paying for his merchandise at said store and says to the cashier "why did they put this here? -refering to the card swiper that we all know and love- So the polite cashier actually explains the story about how the counters were built first and blah blah. the boy then says well you should move the hole...*scratches head* umm...move the hole in a counter????? *SMACK* I find the ULTIMATE present for you know who and squee loudly in the store at my surprise of finding such the perfect present. (people look at me strangely but I don't care...I am strange.)

Moving right along we make it to store #2- again we are wondering aimlessly and the boy finds some more things he wants to buy so we get in line and of course out of the big ass selection of art pencils he picks the 2 with no tag *facepalm* so I go running to the back of the store with pencil #1 (unknowing of what awaits at the register) and come back with a good one. THEN they (he and cashier) tell me this pencil doesn't have a tag either *the humanity* so, I make the boy go back and change this one all the while getting those vile evil looks from impatient customers. I look up and see the boy with a smile of triumph holding the new pencil in the air as he comes walking up. ...and off we zip to store #3

So we get to store #3 and try to play chicken with a minivan while walking in. She wasn't stopping and so we started to play the "two people at a stop sign who keep starting at the same time game" The boy finds the aisle with the pianos in it and proceeds to start jamming...people are staring and he doesn't care. It made me smile though, he was having a great time and he's pretty good too!

After the shopping was done, the boy sprung for pizza...all in all it was a good night. I especially loved having a chance to unwind when I got home *smirk*

vroom vroom

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 23:43:41 GMT

What kind of muscle car are you?
1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 14:54:51 GMT

Swiped from nytefox

I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Fighter Ranger

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Tymora is the Chaotic Good goddess of luck and good fortune. She is also known as Lady Luck, and also Tyche's fair-tressed daughter. Followers of Tymora believe in the tenent that, 'Fortune Favors the Bold,' and will throw caution to the wind and trust to luck to work things out for the best. Tymora's symbol is an unmarked silver disk.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)

______________________________________________________________________________________

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- (0)
Neutral Good ---- XXXX (4)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Lawful Neutral -- (-5)
True Neutral ---- XX (2)
Chaotic Neutral - (-2)
Lawful Evil ----- (-1)
Neutral Evil ---- X (1)
Chaotic Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:
Human ---- X (1)
Half-Elf - XXX (3)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - (-6)
Dwarf ---- (-3)
Half-Orc - XXXXX (5)
Gnome ---- (-4)

Class:
Fighter - XXXXXXX (7)
Ranger -- XXXX (4)
Paladin - (-3)
Cleric -- (-2)
Mage ---- XXXXXX (6)
Druid --- (0)
Thief --- (-7)
Bard ---- XXXXX (5)
Monk ---- (-1)

IT'S DONE

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 21:38:53 GMT

Well it's done, its' finally done. The papers have been signed...FINALLY. This has been so long coming, I'm so happy that I can finally get some closure on that chapter of my life. Now I wait until the court date. In a little more than 30 days it will be final. I'll be a single woman. *sigh of relief*

Just for fun

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:46:03 GMT

Stolen from fuzzylildrgnfly

What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You?

You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.
Take this quiz!

Quizilla |
Join

| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Trivia

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:46:48 GMT

Found this whilst mindlessly Googling....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lady_foxx!

In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Lady_foxx.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Lady_foxx!
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Lady_foxx is near!
Lady_foxx can turn her stomach inside out.
Lady_foxx can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
Antarctica is the only continent without Lady_foxx.
Devoid of her cells and proteins, Lady_foxx has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Lady_foxx.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Lady_foxx.
Originally, Lady_foxx could not fly.